psychoetheric:

the metric for gay relationships is

• first base: venting emotional trauma at 3am
• second base: jacket sharing
• third base: starting a fight with the other persons dad
• home run: getting world of warcraft married

raptorific:

Please don’t ascribe this to any recent current events but like… when Dick Cheney finally dies, I’m gonna need everyone to be at their most tasteless. I’m gonna need full-on disrespect for the dead, like, the sort of stuff that would get you thrown out of the funeral. I’m talking mockery that would in any other circumstances would stop his cold robot heart, and also the artificial pump he uses to keep it working. I’m talking “if you have a chance to glue a clown wig to the body before it goes in the ground, make it happen” disrespect. None of this “he was a patriot and devoted public servant” crap. Start planning your Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead party NOW

gothhabiba:

*jenny holzer truism font* EROTICISING WOMEN’S ANGER IS ANOTHER WAY OF DISMISSING IT

easyoak:

sandra cisneros is making me feel like i have a purpose again

coldwarriors:

pellaeons:

“tumblr is catholic now” tumblr became protestant don’t play

neck:

boobleak:

my daughter, seconds after being born: I’m baby?

thefemaleofspecies:

hotgirltori:

honestly if tumblr does die like a good 75% of twitter users are screwed cause they’ve been ripping off posts from here and blocking everyone who calls them out

They copypasted this to twitter too lmfao

sobeitjay2:

*Walks past mirror after gettin out the shower*